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The results are in . . .

Sex survey draws highest number of responses ever

by Selina Renfrow

Thank you to everyone who took the time to fill out our survey. I asked if you had sex and if no, why not? Well the 3.7% that answered no pretty much didn’t have the chance. I also wanted to know why people didn’t use condoms. Common answers included being in a committed relationship, using other forms of birth control, killing the mood, de-sensitizing, allergic, doesn’t fit, can’t get it on right, breaks, dries her out, forgets and lesbian sex. Thanks for your honesty; I’ll address these issues in another column.
Also, don’t forget to check out the top ten craziest sex stories on The Reflector’s website.

Quick stats:
Highest # of people one person slept with: 175
Oldest person to fill out
survey: 55
Youngest age to lose virginity:
11
Highest # of people to have
sex with at one time: 11
Highest # of fuck buddies: 6
1. Male or female?
Male- 52.2%
Female- 47.8%
2. How old are you?
Average age- 24.4 years old
3. Are you single, in a
relationship or married?
Single- 46.0%
Relationship- 41.8%
Married- 12.2%
4. Would you define
your sexual orientation as
heterosexual, homosexual,
bisexual or something else
entirely?
Heterosexual- 81.6%
Homosexual- 4.4%
Bisexual- 10.5%
Something else- 3.5%
5. Have you had sex before?
Yes- 96.3%
No- 3.7%
6. If yes, how old were you
when you first had sex?
Average age- 17.1 years old
7. How many people have
you slept with?
Average number- 11.6 people
8. Do you use a condom?
Yes- 78.4%
No- 21.6%
9. Do you have sex more
often intoxicated or sober?
Sober- 73.0%
Intoxicated- 27.0%
10. Do you use toys during
sex?
Yes- 34.9%
No- 65.1%
11. Have you ever given a
guy a blowjob?
Yes- 60.2%
No- 39.8%
12. Do you like giving head?
Spit or swallow?
Yes- 59.3%
No- 40.7%
Spit- 35.0%
Swallow- 65.0%
13. Have you ever gone
down on a girl?
Yes- 63.9%
No- 36.1%
14. Do you like it?
Yes- 85.1%
No-14.9%
15. Have you ever faked
having an orgasm?
Yes- 55.5%
No- 44.5%
16. Have you ever had sex
with more than one person
at a time?
Yes- 25.2%
No- 74.8%
17. If so, how many?
Average number- 2.4 people
18. Do other people possess
naked photographs of you?
Yes- 44.1%
No- 55.9%
19. Is there video of you
engaged in a sexual act?
Yes- 27.3%
No- 72.7%
20. Does penis size matter
to you?
Yes- 50.0%
No- 50.0%
21. Have you had sex at
work/school?
Yes- 42.2%
No- 57.8%
22. Have you slept with one
of your teachers?
Yes- 5.6%
No- 94.4%
23. Have you ever dressed
up to make sex more
interesting?
Yes- 32.1%
No- 67.9%
24. If yes, what did you
dress up as?
Top three best answers:
Santa, Zombie,
Pirate
25. Have you ever had sex
in a bed that does not
belong to you or your
partner (not including a
hotel bed)?
Yes- 79.8%
No- 20.2%
26. Have you ever had to
sneak out of a window to
avoid your partner’s
parents, roommates or
significant other?
Yes- 20.6%
No- 79.4%
27. Have you ever slept with
someone who is relatively
well known in the media?
Yes- 13.2%
No- 86.8
28. If so, who? Were they
any good?
Best answer: “Dion Phaneuf
...
drunk night at Cowboys
... and he was decent, but I
wouldn’t put him in the top
10.”
29. Do you have fuck
buddies?
Yes- 33.9%
No- 66.1%
30. If so, how many?
Average number- 1.8 people
31. Do you masturbate?
Yes- 89.6%
No- 10.4%
32. What are you looking
at/thinking about when you
do so?
Best answer: “It’s scheduled
into my week. A very
structured and orderly
activity.”
33. Have you ever been
caught masturbating?
Yes- 26.4%
No- 73.6%
34. Have you ever taken it
in the bum?
Yes- 30.5%
No- 69.5%
35. Did you like it?
Yes- 47.1%
No- 52.9%
36. What was the freakiest
thing you tried to copy from
watching porn?
Best answer: “The grand
finale of Asian Vomit Sluts
XII. We didn’t have enough
buckets.”
37. What’s your favourite
position?
Top three most popular: From
behind, missionary and girl
on top.
38. What’s your craziest sex
story ever?
Vancouver’s huge fireworks
display in the summer,
300,000 people on the beach.
We couldn’t find a spot to
stand where we could see
them so we climbed a tree
and my orgasm came at the
crescendo of the fireworks
and the music. Pretty amazing with the entire city on the beach in front of us cheering, clapping, yelling.

 
 

 

 

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