MRU’s Road Kings
Here they are folks, the best of the clunkers, jalopies and rust buckets — the cream of MRU’s parking lots
Photos: The Reflector staff
Most Wanted Daily Driver
The winner was an obvious choice between these two. If you insist on owning something that looks like Cousin Itt from the Addams Family might have ridden around on in Back to the Future III at least you won’t end up with squished-testicle syndrome because you are basically riding a wig.
But let’s not forget our runner-up. We were going to call a tow truck to haul away this mystery machine when this skinny, grey-haired man jumped out and started raving about how he would’ve gotten away with some shit if it weren’t for those meddling kids and their dog.
Worst Part on a Vehicle
Seriously, is this some sort of redneck security system? Your sunroof got stuck and you figured no thief is gonna get past this fortress of duct tape? Not sure if you’ve ever heard of a sharp object, but please let the student body know when you plan on blasting off. And to our honoured runner-up, we’re shocked that your ‘87 Corolla crapped out. Odds are you were born the same day this baby rolled off the lot. If you’re not careful that bumper’ll knock off those $7 hubcaps.
Best Bumper Sticker
Who doesn’t love pirates? Except for Somalis… or they probably love them, actually. But when you meld the Jolly Roger with a kitten and a heart, who in their right mind doesn’t love that? No one, that’s who. And to our sticker book runner-up: are you for real? I can’t help but wonder what might happen if someone scratches those stickers. Will they smell like the bad taste your ride leaves in our mouths?