Have you ever taken it in the bum? If so, did you like it?
Yes and yes: 23%
Yes and no: 14%
Have you ever been diagnosed with an STI? If so, was it curable?
Yes and yes: 12%
Yes and no: 7%
Do you think that sex toys shaped like animals are too close to bestiality?
Have you ever paid for sex? If so, was it worth what you paid?
Yes and yes: 7%
Yes and no: 0%
Was losing your virginity “special?”
Do you think your date should put out if you buy dinner?
Do you think the G-spot is a myth?
How much time do you spend watching porn in one week?
1 – 20 minutes: 67%
20 – 60 minutes: 22%
1 – 4 hours: 9%
4 – 24 hours: 2%
If you made a sex tape how long would it be?
1 – 5 minutes: 12%
5 – 10 minutes: 5%
10 – 20 minutes: 44%
1 – 8 hours: 23%
My life is a sex tape: 16%
If you had a boner for more than four hours you would?
(Ladies were to use their imagination.)
See a doctor: 25%
Screw a doctor: 32%
Go to sleep and hope for an intense wet dream: 23%
Take that time to draw a still life of my member: 20%
How old were you when you began masturbating?
1 – 5 years old: 5%
5 – 10 years old: 9%
10 – 15 years old: 54%
After age 15: 24%
I don’t: 4%
In the womb: 4%
If you used food in sex play what would you use?
A kumquat: 6%
Tapioca pudding: 35%
A banana: 52%
Shark fin soup: 7%
Are you down with sex with older people? If so, how much older?
5 – 10 years: 28%
10 – 20 years: 39%
20 and up: 23%
I’ll take what I can get: 10%
What is your favorite term for intercourse? Example: the proverbial get down.
1. Corking the onion. – Thomas Wood
2. Smashing pissers. – Sauce
3. Shucking the clamshell. – Love Monkey
4. The horizontal money mambo. – Shysexgoddess
5. Intercourse. It makes fucking so awkward. – Anonymous
6. Snuggles. – Snuggles
7. Fucking. – Many people
Have you ever taken revenge on an Ex? If so, what did you do?
1. Put me plowing her on YouTube. – KING DON JUAN!
2. I’ve never had an ex I wanted to take revenge on … I have, however, revenged on a short-term partner. I think I spit on her. – spank’t
3. Punched him in the cock.– Foxforce One
4. Yes. Took $19,000 from a joint bank account, later gave half back (regret that now – giving the half back that is!!!). – sweetlittleangel
5. Described intimate encounters with their far superior replacement. – Edward
6. No, but one time I put chips in my friends bed for screwing my sex pal. – Anonymous
7. I egged his house. He took my virginity and then dumped me soon after. – Anonymous
Where is the best place to have sex on campus? Off campus?
1. Campus: The computer labs in E wing. Off: Any flat surface. – Jane
2. Campus: The Dean’s office. Off: In a rocket ship. – Sauce
3.Campus: Ew? Off: Bed. – Anonymous
4. Campus: Abandoned stairwell by recreation. – Alexander Turk
5. Campus: I hear it’s been done in Wyckham bathrooms. Surely that’s not the best though. Maybe a music room? Or EC because it’s environmentally friendly. – Rumplestiltskank
6. Wherever there are mirrors. – Sarah
7. Why would I share these locations? I don’t need an audience. – Jesslyn
Have you ever been caught masturbating? If so, details.
1. Three times in total, but I’ll tell you when I was 12 or 13 and I was masturbating with a pen and the cap came off and got stuck up there … oh god. My mom told me to push it out kind of like a baby. It worked, but, well, kind of devastating. Then by a friend, by this time I had progressed to using my fingers … it took me a while to figure it out. Now it’s always fingers. I have never owned a vibrator or dildo.
And, well, all that masturbating paid off I learned how to make myself ejaculate using my fingers, so I know that it is not the size, it is technique. – Anonymous
2. Fifteen, watching Much Music. Mom walked in. I exclaimed, “I WAS BORED!” – Agent-odd
3. No, but my roommates must hear my super loud dildo. – Despicableyou
4. I fell asleep on the couch and unconsciously put my hand down the front of my pants. My godfather found me like that. Awkward. – Foxforce One
5. Yes, parents. They just kinda walk back out. I don’t finish. – Captain Cool
6. No, but my girlfriend has found plenty of evidence. – Thomas Wood
7. It was horrifying. – Sauce
What is the most clothing you’ve ever worn while having sex?
1. All of it – hiked up the ol’ skirt and wedged the panties aside … shazam! – Megzy
2. Just pants undone, penis pulled out of underwear. – Just Your Average Dude
3. Full clothes: pants pulled down as far as possible, but was wearing 20-hole Doc’s so couldn’t get pants down far enough. Sex in a alley = punk rock. – Bradford
4. I once pressured a bf into having “lumberjack” sex, meaning we were both wearing long-johns and only had the peeholes in the front to work with. I thought it was hilarious. He didn’t think so, so we ended up ditching the idea.
I still look back on that experience fondly for a laugh… – Foxforce One
5. I like to keep my socks on because my feet get cold and my boyfriend’s room is freezing. – Taken
6. My Grade 12 grad dress.– Sarah
7. Bra only. Just once though. I’ve made my lazy-ass boyfriend take it off for me every time since. – Anonymous
What is your most perverse fantasy?
1. Fucking The Reflector sex columnist. – Thomas Wood
2. I’m not very perverse. I used to fantasize about fucking someone from the back. I guess it’s the whole penis/domination thing, even though I’m a girl. – Sarah
3. Not that perverse, but a fantasy! Dressing up like a medieval knight and maiden than being ransacked in more ways than one. – Amebix
4. Teacher/Student “You’ve been bad…” – Jane
5. Powerful orgasm during tantric sex (you know it).– Jude
6. Sex in public around many people, but no one can see us. – iamsex
What is your greatest sexual fear?
1. Rape/violence. I used to get masturbated at a lot like so much that I took self-defense classes. I learned how to defend myself. I learned how easy it is to kill someone. So, I am usually not afraid anymore … probably that’s why I am alive. I’m pretty tough. – Anonymous
2. Getting my innards hurt somehow… – Sarah
3. Farting while having sex.– Sue
4. Being laughed at. Whether it’s something I ask for, or something I don’t do. – Edward
5. Growing a penis.– Anonymous
6. Getting pregnant and not realizing. – Taken
7. Poop. – sweetlittleangel