Jeremiah was a bullfrog: Coy canine craps cash
In these tough financial times, one family is finding that their dog is worth every penny. Kelley Davis of North Carolina realized her two-year-old Swiss mountain dog Augie had eaten $400 dollars that she had mistakenly left on her endtable instead of depositing in the bank. It turns out not all the Davis’ family funds were lost . . . “We were so excited every time he had to poop! Just yesterday we think we got most of it back,” Davis reported. You have to feel for the bank teller who finally receives this stinky deposit (MyNC.com).
New Jersey has shied away from a ban on bikini waxing (Yahoo).
In Brussels 756 people lined up to use a toilet in protest of the need for clean water (Reuters).
A high school in Dallas has been accused of holding bare-fist fights between students to settle differences (AOL).
Police in Spain have seized a 42-piece dinner set made purely from coccaine (BBC).
In other drug trafficking news, two men in Kansas have been charged after 90 kilograms of marijuana was found stashed in boxes of cookies (MSNBC).
The ever-animated president of Venezuela, Hugo Chavez, has called U.S. President Barack Obama an “ignoramus” for exporting terrorism and slowing progress in Latin America (Reuters).
Police in London issued a $145 ticket to a mother who pulled onto the sidewalk to resuscitate her disable son who had stopped breathing (UPI).
Finally, this may very well be the stupidest video on the Internet: a one-minute reenactment of Quentin Tarantino’s Kill Bill movies (CollegeHumor).